it’s okay guys you don’t need to cry for my sake anymore, the asparagus wasn’t as bad as I’d feared
i was really excited about eating that asparagus today too
I tried a piece of asparagus and it was really overcooked and not even close to the way it’s supposed to be and now I’m sad :(((
OKAY ASSIGNMENT YOU’RE MESSING WITH THE WRONG PERSON I’LL WRITE YOU SO BRILLIANTLY THE PROFESSOR EXPLODES IN A RAINBOW BEAM YOU HEAR ME
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